Smile Gang Year-end Special Punishment Game… LOLOL

Smile Gang #456 in NicoDouga.

I don’t know why I ended up transcribing instead of sleeping……, but this is too damn interesting!! ^^; As usual, the last Smile Gang of the year will feature Nana getting bullied by Misato… this year it was especially cruel!!

Nana needs to finish 44 points of batsu game…. good luck!
(and have fun, Misato! xD)

1. Balloon Bang (1 pts)
Without knowing anything, Misato asked Nana: “Close your eyes, slowly count 1 to 10..” balloon exploded at count 7 or so. ^^;; Nana’s “Kyaa!“… cute scream is always a good start. :3 1 point off!

Opening-> Shassu!! greeting
Misato: “Shassu! My current feeling is… GLAD IT’S NOT ME lolol”
Nana: “Shassu! ….This is really the worst orz.. What should I do lol I’m already frightened.”

2. Take a photo based on order.. (3 pts)
Misato: “Get your phone to camera mode, give it to me.”
*while Nana’s working on it*
Misato: “One thing, don’t be shy! Since you’re usually too shy..”
Nana: “Eh, not taking pics of other people?”
Misato: “No, no it’s a Mizuki photo.”
Nana: “I’m already scared.”
Misato: “Okay now, with both hands, push your breasts to the front.”
Nana: “HAH?”
Misato: “Wait, wait, stand up! Put both hands like this..” *does some pose*
Nana: “LOLWUT NO!!!” (shiiiit what poseeee I want to seeeee!!)
Misato: “Make an ero face and look at the camera!”
*Nana somehow does it*
Misato: “Great, now make a blank email and attach the photo.”
Nana: “…done.”
Misato: “Send it to your mom.” LOLOLOL
Nana: “NOOOOOOO wtf wait no way no way no waaaaay!!”
Misato: “And write this message: 「お母さん、私・・・今夜淫らになりたい気分なの」”
“Okaa-san, watashi.. konya medara ni naritai kibun nano..”
“Mother, tonight.. I kinda want to get dirty..”
LOLOLOL this is really mean. xD She really did send it tho. xD

The photo in question was uploaded in her blog (thanks, pigeonotaku!)

Booooo much more normal than I had expected! Where’s the pushing chest part? xD

40 points to go…. ^^;;; Time to go outside!
A staff guided her to some place while CM is playing for us..

Misato: “Let’s call her. Hellooo Nana? where are you?”
Nana: “Next to karaoke near the recording building.”
Misato: “How’s the condition around? Many people?”
Nana: “Quite a lot… mostly salaryman or young ladies.. well various..”
Misato: “Perfect. The next game is..”

3. Embarrassing sentences 40x (40 pts)
Misato: “On the phone, talk in loud voice. Act like a woman who’s getting dumped. Just repeat everything I said!”
Not as easy as Nana thought… since the first sentence was:

「奥さんと私、どっちが大事なのよ」
Okusan to watashi, docchi ga daiji nano yo?!
“Between your wife and me, who is more important?!“

..LOLOLOL THIS KIND?!? Nana was begging Misato to spare her but of course she still has to continue… no practice for next sentences! Talk on the phone as if the other party is the man who’s dumping Nana…

Feel free to point my mistakes since my eyes were half-closed halfway doing this. ^^;

「ねぇ、奥さんと別れるって言ったじゃない！」
Nee, okusan to wakareru tte itta jyanai!
Hey, didn’t you say you’ll break up with your wife!
「いまさらそれだって酷いわー！」
Imasara sore datte hidoi wa~!
After all this time, you’re cruel!
「今夜も、泊まりに来てよ！」
Konya mo, tomari ni kite yo!
Tonight too, come and sleep over!
「新しい下着だって買ってきたのに・・・」
Atarashii shitagi datte katte kita noni..
But I’ve bought new lingerie..
「私にはあなたしかいないの」
Watashi ni wa anata shika inai no.
For me there’s no one else but you.
「脱がせてよ、あなたが私を脱がせてよ！」
Nugasete yo, anata ga watashi o nugasete yo!
Strip me.. you can strip me!!

Nana: “lolol wth with that haiku-like sentence. SO many people here!”
Misato: “That’s okay, sometimes that kind of person does exist.” –> lol that’s supposed to help? XD

「私、何でもするから・・・私はあなたの玩具でいたいの」
Watashi, nandemo suru kara… watashi wa anata no omocha de itai no!
I’ll do anything… I want to be your toy!

Nana: “WTH spare me, a mom is now staring at me! Really!! T__T”

「私、このままじゃ・・・惨めな捨猫じゃない？寂しいにゃ寂しいにゃ」
Watashi, kono mama jya… mijime na suteneko jyanai? Sabishii-nya sabishii-nya~
At this rate.. I’m like a sad, abandoned cat, right? Lonely-nya~lonely-nya~
「きゃっつにゃきゃっつにゃにゃ」 Kya~tsunya, kya~tsu-nya, nya~

「お願い、電話切らないで！何でもするからお願い！」
Onegai, denwa kiranaide! Nandemo suru kara onegai!
Please, don’t hang up! I’ll do anything, please!

…10 points cleared here!!
lolol apparently a lot of people stared at her, including a sumo wrestler (lol from where?!) xD but Nana’s laughing a lot while talking so maybe that’s why people were looking? ^^;;

Misato: “There’s a karaoke box there right, stand just next to it!”
Nana: “There are SO many people there! SO MANY.”
Misato: “Just stand there and repeat me. Part 2 starts!!”

「ねぇ、どうして電話を切るのよ？」
Nee, doushite denwa o kiru no yo?
Hey, why did you hang up the call?!
「待って、私の歌を聞いて考え直して」
Matte, watashi no uta o kiite kangae naoshite!
Wait, listen to my song and rethink about it!
「今カラオケのそばにいるの」
Ima karaoke no soba ni iru no. (Nana: “lol is this for real..”)
I’m now next to a karaoke place.
「でもお金ないからここで歌うから聞いてよ」
Demo okane nai kara koko de utau kara kiite yo!
But I don’t have money so I’ll sing here so please listen!
「あなたの歌を歌うから聞いてよ！」
Anata no uta o utau kara kiite yo!
I’m going to sing your song so please listen!

Nana: “Wait wait wait now there’s even people stopping just to see me!”

それでは聞いて下さい、「あなたにささげた身と心」
Soredewa kiite kudasai, “Anata ni sasageta mi to kokoro”
Okay then please listen, “The body and soul that is dedicated to you”

Misato: “Okay, repeat after me for the lyrics but just make up your own tunes.”

「人目あった時から～ズキュン♪」
Hitome atta toki kara~ zukyun~
Since I first saw you, zukyun~
「私は～あなたに～いるから～ズキュン♪」
Watashi wa anata ni iru kara~ zukyun~
Because of you, zukyun~
「ズキュンズキュン～この胸のときめき～ズキュンズキュン♪」
Zukyun zukyun kono mune tokimeki zukyun zukyun~
Zukyun zukyun This heart’s throbbing zukyun zukyun♪

LOLOL totally reminds me of LOVE Zukyun.. btw it means something like the moment you fell in love?

「ドキュンドキュン～恋が育つよ～ドキュンドキュン♪」
Dokyun dokyun koi ga sodatsu yo dokyun dokyun
Dokyun dokyun love is growing dokyun dokyun*
「ああ～あなたの心は～いつも観覧車♪」
Aa~ anata no kokoro wa~ itsumo kanransha~
Aa~your heart is like a ferris wheel
「上がって下りてまた上がる♪」
Agatte orite mata agaru~
Up and down and up again
「そのゴンドラに私を乗せて回ってよ♪」
Sono gondola ni watashi o nosete .. mawatte yo!
Let me ride that Gondola and go around
「ゴンドラ ゴンドラ ゴルゴンゾラ♪」
Gondola Gondola Gorgonzola (the cheese?!)
「あなたの好物 ゴルゴンゾラ♪」
Anata no koubutsu Gorgonzola
Your favorite food, Gorgonzola (oh lulz)
「私の好物　鉄火丼♪」
Watashi no koubutsu, tekkadon
My favorite food, tekkadon
「接点がない♪」
Zetten ga nai
Totally unrelated
「だけどあなたに私をささげたい♪」「抱きしめて♪」
Dakedo anata ni watashi o sasagetai… dakishimete!
But I want to devote myself to you.. hold me please!

*dokyun = idiot xD
…18 points cleared!!
Nana sounded like she almost cried already.. ^^;;;;; this is too cruel, people were watching and laughing.. not sure if anyone actually recognized her… this girl’s performing in Kouhaku yo! xD

Back to speech for the final part, Nana FIGHTTT! ^^;;;

「ねぇ、私はここにいるよ、いつもここにいるよ」
Nee, watashi wa koko ni iru yo, itsumo koko ni iru yo
I’m here, always I’m here.

Sounds too normal? The next parts are in ENGLISH!!! LOLOL

「I’m here, always, I’m here」
「Hey George! Do you love me?」　(LOLOL)
「I’m hamburger teriyaki hamburger」 (LOLOLOLOL)
「Barrackと遊びだっただから」 Barrack to asobi datta dakara
Well I played with Barrack!
「Yes we can Yes we can!」

LOLOLOL oh God my stomach. Nana changed some wordings but similar meaning, Nana had a haaaard time saying the Obama part ^^;;;

Only a few sentences left (ending with I’m lonely lonely lololol) but I need to sleep or my parents will kill me, I think I laughed too loud. xD Yep folks came up to Japan so I need to entertain them and couldn’t even sleep at home (hotel nau). ;__; I was planning to write the last 2 live reports I haven’t wrote yet, but since I ended up doing this, not sure if I can finish it before end of this year… ;__;

Anyway hope the transcription helped? ^^; Sneaking back to bed. xD

PS. If anyone prefers romaji lemme know I’ll change/add it tomorrow Added romaji :3